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Wear it somewhere the forecast can't make up its mind.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy dad sucks at golf, printed by someone who loves him anyway. For the kid buying a gift and the dad who wears it to the range as a dare.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⛳️ 3.8 oz.\/yd² 100% polyester interlock — light, breathable, built to move\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⛳️ PosiCharge technology helps colors stay sharp wash after wash\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⛳️ Moisture-wicking to keep you dry from the first tee to the last putt\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⛳️ Odor-resistant and snag-resistant for real use, not just the pro shop rack\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⛳️ Cadet collar for a clean, versatile look on or off the course\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⛳️ Regular fit — room to layer without looking baggy\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⛳️ Tear-away label — no scratch, no tag surgery required\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⛳️ Printed and shipped from the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAbout The Print\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe graphic is applied using direct-to-film (DTF) transfer. Straight talk on what that means: the design sits on top of the fabric rather than soaking into it, so it has a slight texture when the pullover is new. That's the process working correctly, not a defect. It breaks in and softens with wear and washing. The upside is color that stays sharp on a technical knit — a surface that doesn't take screen printing well — and edges that don't fade out after a season. Follow the care instructions and it'll outlast your current driver.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the print — turn it inside out and press the back side if needed. 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