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Worth the extra few bucks and you'll know it the first time you put it on.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\"\u003e⛳️ Heavyweight 6.1 oz 100% ring-spun US cotton — substantial, not stiff\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\"\u003e⛳️ Garment-dyed and soft-washed — broken-in color with a slightly faded, lived-in look\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\"\u003e⛳️ Relaxed, boxier cut — same width across as our standard tee, shorter in the body\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\"\u003e⛳️ Pre-shrunk, so it holds its size wash after wash\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\"\u003e⛳️ No side seams and double-needle stitching throughout — keeps its shape\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\"\u003e⛳️ Sewn-in label\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\"\u003e \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv draggable=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizing: \u003c\/strong\u003eMeasured flat, this one is the same width across as our standard tee but runs shorter in the body — about an inch at the smaller sizes, closer to half an inch from Large up. 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