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I Play Golf And Know Things Tee
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I Play Golf And Know Things Tee

ColorMilitary Green
SizeS
Sale price  $29.99 Regular price  $42.84 Save $12.85

★★★★★ 15,000+ Shanked Right Tees Sold!

✪ Less than 1% of customers use our money back guarantee

Description

We can't promise it will fix your game. But we can promise it's the most comfortable thing you'll wear while you're out there losing balls and making memories.

The Gildan Softstyle 64000 is lightweight, broken-in soft, and cut in a classic fit that works just as well at the 19th hole as it does on the first tee. Wear it proud. Your scorecard is between you and God.

That is what you do. For the golfer who has an opinion on every club in every bag in the foursome, and shares it at the bar whether anyone asked or not.

⛳️ 100% ring-spun cotton — lightweight (4.5 oz) and soft enough to wear all day
⛳️ Classic unisex fit with crew neckline — runs a little snug, so size up if you're between
⛳️ Tubular knit construction — no side seams, cleaner fit
⛳️ Tear-away label — no scratchy tags, just like there's no such thing as a bad mulligan
⛳️ Oeko-Tex certified and made with ethically sourced US cotton
⛳️ Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold · Tumble dry low · Low heat iron · No bleach · No dry clean

Sizing: It’s cotton, so a hot dryer will shrink it. Planning to machine dry? Order one size up. Between two sizes, go up. You can always shrink a shirt down. You can’t stretch one back.

Care Instructions
  • Cold water only (hot water is for overachievers)
  • Turn inside out before washing (protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart)
  • Gentle detergent, no bleach, no fabric softener - keep it chill and the print stays sharp
  • First wash might bleed a little, so separate it from your fancy stuff
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry (air drying = more time for snacks), and pull it out of the dryer promptly so it doesn't wrinkle
  • If you must iron, turn it inside out. Never iron straight onto the print.
Shipping & Returns

Shipping & Returns

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)
Free shipping on orders of 3 or more items because we reward commitment to the cause.

Orders ship within 5 days - we're not rushing, you're not rushing, nobody's rushing. Once it leaves our hands, USPS does their thing and you'll have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely, we support both approaches.

Returns:
The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

Look, we want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us.

Here's the deal:

  • Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.
  • Have 30 days from purchase to let us know
  • Item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it
  • Email us at support@shankedright.com - we're actual humans who respond

We're not a faceless corporation. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to get through the round without unnecessary drama.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.

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Soft, Light Breathable

Gildan Softstyle 64000, 4.5 oz of ring-spun cotton, classic fit, soft the first time you put it on and softer every wash after. It breathes when it's 90 out and it doesn't quit when you move to the patio afterward. Fair warning, you will get asked about it, usually by somebody who then wants one.

Real Shankers, Real Good Threads

Hey, it's me, Dan and this is my own personal Shankers crew.

Shanked Right isn't a faceless storefront that appeared last Tuesday, it's a family business with a name and a face behind it, and that name goes on every shirt that leaves here.

When you put your own family on the website, you tend to sweat the details nobody else would notice.

Customer Experience Focused

Read our reviews and you'll notice how often people bring up the service, not just the product.

If you need anything, or issue with your order, you email an actual person and we make it right.

Pull one on and you're in the group. Welcome to Shanked Right.

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Meet The Shankers

Real customers and real reviews. Evidently there are a lot of us out there. See what they have to say.

Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 4.5 / 5 from 773 reviews.

Customer photo review of Human Rights Violation Tee

Great quality and comfortable material. This shirts gets a lot of looks and laughs!

Human Rights Violation Tee

Store owner replied: Looks and laughs — that's the whole job. Wear it out.

Customer photo review of Rose Skeleton Garden Tee

Getting ready to wash it. So soft and comfy. Love it!!!!

Rose Skeleton Garden Tee

Store owner replied: That's the one that keeps people in it all day. Wear it out.

Customer photo review of Rose Skeleton Swing Tee

I’ve purchased four different T-shirts from these guys and the quality is fantastic…..they don’t shrink, and I love the style. I’ve never seen a T like these before and I’m a grateful deadhead for a long time. Also an avid golfer, put the two together and you got a really nice T-shirt that a lot of people will notice and smile.

Rose Skeleton Swing Tee

Store owner replied: Four deep and still going, that's the best review there is. Golf and that whole world were made to run together.

Customer photo review of Rose Skeleton Swing Tee

Rose Skeleton Swing Tee

Store owner replied: Glad it landed. Wear it loud.

Customer photo review of Rose Skeleton Swing Tee

I absolutely love this shirt. I have many in my collection, but this is my favorite now. dead forever. Yeah buddy.

Rose Skeleton Swing Tee

Store owner replied: Taking the top spot in a stacked collection is high praise. Yeah buddy.

Customer photo review of Wandering Sasquatch Tee

The shirt is perfect for around the campfire

Wandering Sasquatch Tee

Store owner replied: Campfire approved. The Sasquatch would agree.

Customer video review of Meet Me At The Creek Tee

Great shirt! Love it!

Meet Me At The Creek Tee

Store owner replied: Glad it landed. Wear it loud.

Customer photo review of Rose Skeleton Follow Through Tee

Very comfortable shirt, order a size larger than you usually wear

Rose Skeleton Follow Through Tee

Store owner replied: Good advice for the next person. Wear it well.

Customer photo review of Rose Skeleton Sunset Tee

As an artist who has made their own silk screen shirts before, I was immediately impressed with the quality of the designs. Shirt quality is better than most as well. One of the first orders in awhile that actually arrived in the timetable stated at purchase. Refreshing! I will definitely purchase more from them in the future...

Rose Skeleton Sunset Tee

Store owner replied: Bless you for your kind words. As a small business we work incredibly hard to produce quality products and most of the time we get a lot of negative feedback (or we just notice those more) so seeing a review like yours wamrs my heart and gives me motivation to keep going. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

Customer photo review of Club Thrower Tee

Looks great 👍 👌 😀

Club Thrower Tee

Store owner replied: Looks great, throws no clubs. Enjoy.

Customer photo review of Golfing Bear Embroidered Hat

Love the lid, truly… but unfortunately the pre-bent brim is too narrow for my Rx sunnys and I can’t wear it w/glasses… Fortunately, my son LOVES his new birthday gift! 😉 Thanks again!

Golfing Bear Embroidered Hat

Store owner replied: Glad it found a good home on your son's head. Noted on the brim, that's a fair one.

Customer photo review of Steal Your Golf Towel

It could be of the quality, color and size that your website presents. Not even close!

Steal Your Golf Towel

Store owner replied: That's not what a towel from us should look like. Email support@shankedright.com with a photo and we'll make it right.

Customer photo review of Grateful Swing Tee

A birthday gift for my husband-he likes it but the head & arms are cut off-unlike what I ordered. Can we order another one that’s in the middle of the shirt?

Grateful Swing Tee

Store owner replied: The design shouldn't be cut off like that. Email support@shankedright.com with a photo and we'll get him one that's centered.

Customer photo review of Steal Your Golf Towel

Colors not as bright as shown on the website and the towel isn’t black. It’s more of a faded dark grey. Still looks good, just not quite like the photos on the website.

Steal Your Golf Towel

Store owner replied: Fair, the towel reads darker on the site than in hand. We'll take that note on the photos.

Customer photo review of Founding Foursome Tee

The shirt is a perfect fit and generates fun comments from others.

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Store owner replied: Fun comments are the whole point. Wear it loud.

Customer video review of Rose Skeleton Swing Tee

because I found this item on a FB post I wasn't expecting much. Surprise!!!!! not only was the customer service very good but the fit and quality of the shirt was amazing.!!!!THANK YOU If I knew how to post a picture to get the discount I would order a couple more !!!!

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Store owner replied: Surprise is our favorite review. Wear it loud.

Customer photo review of Golfing Bear Embroidered Hat

Better placement of the bear. Bear is not sewed on rite

Golfing Bear Embroidered Hat

Store owner replied: Shoot us a note at support@shankedright.com and lets see what we can do.

Customer video review of Steal Your Golf Towel

The golf towel is great material. Goes great with my golf bag. The Skully towel cleaned my clubs good.

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Store owner replied: That's exactly what a bag towel's for. Glad the Skully's earning its keep.

Customer photo review of Rose Skeleton Swing Tee

We all love the Dead and Golf. The shirts bring the two together beautifully!!

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Store owner replied: Dead heads and golfers under one roof -- exactly the mashup we were going for.

Customer photo review of Founding Foursome Tee

Shirt arrived just before 4th of July---everyone loved it!

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Store owner replied: Perfect timing for the holiday. Glad it was a hit.

Customer photo review of Rose Skeleton Swing Tee

I wore this to the club, I received many complements. Comfortable, washed well, will be ordering more.

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Store owner replied: Compliments at the club is the dream. Glad it's holding up wash after wash.

Customer photo review of Gunga Galunga Tee

Very nice, soft t-shirt. XXL fit was a perfect fit on my geriatric and somewhat obese physique. Thanks for a well made, great product.

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Store owner replied: Sounds like a perfect fit all around. Glad it's soft and holding up.

Customer photo review of Grateful Drive Tee

I just tried one shirt on in my hat and I love it. Shirts comfortable, and soft. Thank you for checking in on it.

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Store owner replied: Hat and tee combo sounds dialed in. Glad it's comfortable.

Customer photo review of Bushwood Country Club Tee

Love the shirt

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Store owner replied: Glad it's in the rotation.

Customer photo review of The Crossing Tee

My husband loves this shirt! And it was perfect for the Fourth of July with the red white and blue

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Store owner replied: Red, white, blue and a happy husband -- that's the Fourth of July win.

Customer photo review of Towelie Golf Towel

Great looking towels. Really soft as well, which helps since I’m using it to wipe sweat off my face in the Texas heat.

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Store owner replied: That's exactly what Towelie's made for. Soft enough for sweat duty, tough enough for the round. Appreciate the review.

Customer photo review of Big Hitter Tank

Love the feel!

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Store owner replied: Glad the Big Hitter Tank feels as good as it looks. Appreciate you taking the time to review.

Customer photo review of Terrible Tee

Friday Dress Down. Great shirt.

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Store owner replied: Friday Dress Down and a Terrible Tee. Sounds like a perfect combo. Thanks for the review!

Customer photo review of Golfing Bear Tee

Love my new shirt!

Golfing Bear Tee

Store owner replied: Glad it's already your new favorite. Thanks for the review!

Customer photo review of Bushwood CC Tee

Great shirt nice weight fits true to size

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Store owner replied: Good weight and a true-to-size fit is exactly what we're going for. Appreciate the review.

Customer photo review of Ty Webb Golf Academy Tee

Most of my friends are huge Caddyshack fans, they think it’s awesome. The shirt came quickly and it feels awesome! I have already washed and dried it and it fits perfectly.

Ty Webb Golf Academy Tee

Store owner replied: Nothing better than converting a room full of Caddyshack fans. Glad it fit perfectly and got there fast. Thanks for the review!

Customer photo review of I Like Bourbon and Golf Tee

Shirt is awesome.

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Store owner replied: Appreciate that. Glad you're loving it.

Customer photo review of Golf Swing Bears Tee

Super comfortable shirt I recommend to anyone!!!

Golf Swing Bears Tee

Store owner replied: Comfort's the whole point. Glad you're already telling your friends. Thanks for the review!

Customer photo review of Get In Loser Tee

Cool shirts

Get In Loser Tee

Store owner replied: Appreciate it. Wear them loud.

Customer photo review of Turn Dog Fuel Tee

Love the shirt

Turn Dog Fuel Tee

Store owner replied: Turn dog fuel — the only fuel that matters. Wear it loud.

Customer photo review of Shitty Golfer Tee

Shirt came within days !

Shitty Golfer Tee

Store owner replied: Fast turnaround is the goal. Glad it got to you quick.

Customer photo review of Back Nine Tee

One of my golf buddies always tells me we’re on the back nine, so when I saw this shirt I had to get it. It’s high quality and fits great on this dad bod. Highly recommended.

Back Nine Tee

Store owner replied: Back Nine crowd, dad bod cut, both checking out. Glad it lined up.

Nice shirt overall. It’s a little on the baggy side, and the sleeves are a bit too wide/open for my taste. That said, I own a few shirts from this company and have been very happy with them overall. Hoping they get a thinner, lighter shirt, a little bit more stressed.

Rose Skeleton Swing Tank

Store owner replied: Appreciate the honest read on the tank cut. Glad it still made the rotation.

FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

Our tees are Gildan Softstyle 64000: 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors blend in a little polyester), lightweight, soft from the first wear, and built to hold up through a season of cart rides and tailgates. Polos, hoodies, long sleeves, hats, and towels each list their own fabric in the details on their product page.

How much does shipping cost?

Shipping is a flat rate $5.99 for 1 item and free for order of 3+ Items